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Labor Day Jokes – Labor Day Humor – Labor Day Funny Images

Labor Day Jokes Humor Funny Images

Labor Day Jokes Humor Funny Images

Labor Day Jokes Humor Funny Images

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”.

I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”

She said, “You’re fired.

Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.

 

Labor Day Jokes - Labor Day Humor

Labor Day Jokes – Labor Day Humor

Labor Day Jokes – Labor Day Humor – Labor Day Funny Images

If all wealth is gained through labor, why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?

This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.

This Labor Day let’s salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.

I said to my son, “Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day?”

He replied, “If people aren’t working, shouldn’t it be called “No-Labor Day?”

My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.

He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”

I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”

I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.

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Funny Labor Day Joke

Funny Labor Day Joke

 

Updated: August 30, 2017 — 4:14 pm

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